scsuhockey10

LoL is all I have to say about 70 buck tourneys at Ceasars. After I bustod out of the Barge online, I was planning on going to play the 150 tourney with my buddy from CT, he was one of my old college hockey team mates and was one of the people always down for a game when we used to play back in the college days.  I used to think he was one of the best players I played with. Now I feel he made a few pretty serious NL mistakes but oh well. I never made it in time to play the 150 So I railled him for a while with his wife. He made a pretty bad re rasie then fold of 10 10 Then hand went something like guy opened to 2000 in 300 600 he made it 6000 guy then went all in for 8200 total making him only have to call 2200 and he  folds 10 10. gives some speach like at best its a race.. IM RIPPING OUT MY HAIR from the back ground... he folds the 1010  face up other guy smiles a tad and mucks. I was like wow.. but anyway.... He ended up in 10th for no pay it only paid top 6. So after the tourney i decided I wanted to mess around and play the 70 dollar 50 max tourney... I actually considerd playing blind just for fun to see what would happen. .. But went against it to the point of just play super Agro and see if i can build a huge stack and have some fun. FInally after taking my 3k starting stack to 5k with not one show down ... in the 25-50 level i was pretty happy.. then UTG i get KK open for 125 button who now was terrible but a luck box makes it 1000.. im like um huh.. folded back to me I obviously Jam he snap calls and has AA.. and i ship him all my hard earned chips leaving me 800. No biggy casue then I get the speach of a life time from the guy next to me.. On A.. how bad my jam there was with KK and How did I not know he had AA and how that was the worst play of KK hes ever seen.. anyway.. I laugh about it and be like yah I did play that kinda bad.. Man I suck at this game. so anyway .. the funny part of  the story now.. I go on and fold a few hands then this hand comes up.. Guy standerd opens to now 300.. were up to 50-100 now.. Guy who belittled my terrible play with KK flat calls from bb.. Im like ok fun time the flop comes Qc 10c 10d... and went check check... turn was t he 4c the terrible guy checks again and the other guy checks .. river was the 2c .. now both of these guys were up some chips.. Bad guy checks to him again.. now other guy bets 300....back on the bad guy he hollywoods for about no lie 3 min then anounces rasie.. makes it 900.. other  guy instantly shovs and then gets snap called by bad guy.. who now yells NUTS I CALL.. other guy flips of 2 red qs for qs full. kinda sadly after hearing nuts... . and Idiot filps over the Ac 5d... now im not one to bad mouth.. BUT GOD IT FELT SO NICE TO JUST BUST OUT LAUGHING......  like tears were comming down i was laughing so hard...to be like man good  game hate when i run a flush into a boat and yell nuts.... oh well i guess that was my good karma of the tourney.. 3 hands later i ran As 4s into a k in the bb and GG me.. but to see that guy Yell NUTS with an ace high flush on the paired board and tell me I dont know how to play KK .. Made me feel so much better...lolol

patrissimo

We are both middle-aged women who have spent the past 11 months sleeping around Craigslist. At an age when most women were sending their firstborns off to college, we found ourselves -- through chance and circumstance -- single, tumescent and ripe for adventures. Those adventures have spanned 10 counties and four states and involved roughly 45,000 e-mailed words, 27 phone calls, 36 face-to-face initial dates and 13 actual lovers -- and re-aggravated our carpal tunnel syndrome from all the typing.

Years before embarking on Craigslist, both of us had experienced sexual abandonment. We were both hungry for intimacy and physical touch after years of wandering in the desert. Our lives were on similar trajectories.

markgritter

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